“who taught you
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
infinite.”—‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson (via kiteamuncher)
okay the thing is THE THING IS he’s not fucking wrong??? […]
did it ever occur to anyone to drink the fucking water
I would kill for them to leave me a bottle of water. The kept taking my bottles of water away from me at gates even though I had bought them from the shops AFTER the security checkpoints. I need my water. I cannot go to sleep without a drink bottle next to me. It’s a thing.
So for 13 hours I had to repeatedly awkwardly ask the flight attendants for the little sippy cups of water.
Also, no tap water in Europe, what’s that all about?
Anyway. I now return to normal programming.
therese did you just say there’s no tap water in europe
They never give you tap water to drink in restaurants. They always gave me bottled water. Usually sparkling. Which I had to pay for. #firstworldproblems